I'm an amazing shot but I don't suffer from main character syndrome, so I'd be the stoned to the bone quartermaster who cleans all guns just for fun.
I'll sort everyone into their houses. Sorry, you're Slitherin 😔
I'm the guy forcing all of the poets to mine coal and all of the coal miners to write poetry.
I make chili and cornbread in industrial vats. We tell you that it's vegan, but the beanis are actually the ground up remains of beanis posters from badposting.
Last time I had chili at the hexbear compound it was too spicy, and when I asked for milk you gave me soy milk and I said "nooo it doesn't gave the enzyme that disables capsaicin!" and you all called me a milkboy nerd while I cried into my chili.
I'm the cook. My specialties are delicious hearty meals and hormones.
as much as i would like to be the cute trans librarian there also needs to be a strong agricultural workforce in order to make shit work so I guess Ill work the fields, ill bring my copy of Four Season Harvest though! it could be really cool!
I'll be making liquor. There's a good chance I end up consuming a large chunk of it though
I am going to be making r/prisonhooch so proud with the amount of highly questionable alcohol i'll be making
no but i should. i really want to try and make umqombothi one of these days
umqombothi
Oh that's interesting. Sounds kinda like South American chicha corn beer.
Skeeter pee is super easy to make and almost tastes good.