Complain about every wrinkle, hair, flat ass and lack of an enormous bulge until Chuds realise how fucking unhinged they sound (they won't)
"Yeah, I was going to play Red Dead Redemption 2 but then I saw they pandered to the woke crowd by making the protagonist ugly and old. Who want's to play as some flat-assed old man?
Extra points for making some unhinged chart doing bulge phrenology by comparing various male characters. Also complain that every grizzled white dude with gun isn't an anime cat boy.
Comparing every male video game character to Marcus Fenix would really rile up anybody who remembers the cliffyB drama.
Every male video game character should have the dimensions of Delta Squad
Where are their bulges? Man, this wokism has gone too far! They made those men too soft! I wanna see that they're packing real heat in those pants! /incel
So grey and boring.
Gears of War 1 is so dedicated to its drab colour scheme that even blood is mostly black instead of red
Those chonky boots, lol.
I wonder if someone somewhere in the development team had a foot fetish for really big feet, or if it was just a clunky modernization of the Quake guy.
Everything in the original Gears of War games, from the COG soldiers to the weapons, vehicles, monsters and creatures looks like chunky action figures. I like how earnestly dumb it all is
Which marcus? The chonky one is unfair standards. Absolute unit
those are some massive honkabonkadonkalonkaboonerificavajuluhooveroos bro
Wonder how his back is holding up with them thangs
Imagine the cuddles
Yeah I always remember to give kakarot a hug. They say it releases oxytocin