Complain about every wrinkle, hair, flat ass and lack of an enormous bulge until Chuds realise how fucking unhinged they sound (they won't)

"Yeah, I was going to play Red Dead Redemption 2 but then I saw they pandered to the woke crowd by making the protagonist ugly and old. Who want's to play as some flat-assed old man?

Extra points for making some unhinged chart doing bulge phrenology by comparing various male characters. Also complain that every grizzled white dude with gun isn't an anime cat boy.

  • KnilAdlez [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    Comparing every male video game character to Marcus Fenix would really rile up anybody who remembers the cliffyB drama.

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        2 months ago

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        • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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          2 months ago

          Everything in the original Gears of War games, from the COG soldiers to the weapons, vehicles, monsters and creatures looks like chunky action figures. I like how earnestly dumb it all is blob-no-thoughts

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            2 months ago

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      • madjo@feddit.nl
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        2 months ago

        Where are their bulges? Man, this wokism has gone too far! They made those men too soft! I wanna see that they're packing real heat in those pants! /incel

    • vegeta1 [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Which marcus? The chonky one is unfair standards. Absolute unit

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      • Angel [any]
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        2 months ago

        those are some massive honkabonkadonkalonkaboonerificavajuluhooveroos bro

        • vegeta1 [he/him]
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          2 months ago

          Wonder how his back is holding up with them thangs blob-no-thoughts

        • vegeta1 [he/him]
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          2 months ago

          Yeah I always remember to give kakarot a hug. They say it releases oxytocin

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