He wants to hire me as a talent scout when I leave rehab, but is willing to pay for my recovery home once I leave rehab. According to him he's "Dummy rich, an anarchist, and was saved by someone in the same way" in the 90s. Can I get fucked over by accepting this dude's help?
Something a bit more general and that overlaps several of these is
totally missed this obvious one
It overlaps with your points 1, 3, 5, and 6.