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minus-squareaxont [she/her, comrade/them]hexbear31·9 hours agoI ran 80,000 simulations of me taking a poop In 40,000 of them, shit ran down my ballsack and then I had shit on my balls. link
minus-squareBig_Bob [any]hexbear11·7 hours agoIn 32 of them, I sneezed in the middle of a stream of diarrhea and covered the entire backside of the toilet. link
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I ran 80,000 simulations of me taking a poop
In 40,000 of them, shit ran down my ballsack and then I had shit on my balls.
In 32 of them, I sneezed in the middle of a stream of diarrhea and covered the entire backside of the toilet.