https://xcancel.com/NateSilver538/status/1853673781350260902

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
    ·
    11 hours ago

    I ran 80,000 simulations of me taking a poop

    In 40,000 of them, shit ran down my ballsack and then I had shit on my balls.

    • Big_Bob [any]
      ·
      8 hours ago

      In 32 of them, I sneezed in the middle of a stream of diarrhea and covered the entire backside of the toilet.