Hey all, sincerely hope you're well.
Many of our American posters are gathering together with family and friends today. They're likely to hear plenty of awful takes from their liberals. Unscratched, freshly scratched, or pre-scratched chuds alike, there are sure to be brainworms all around the table and openly airing their unhinged grievances. Please feel free to share their awful takes here. This thread is open for supporting one another, venting, laughing at bad family takes (both stale and bespoke).
This thread is intended to be a supportive space to bring the community together. Please be kind to one another. As always, discussion of struggle sessions or attempts to relitigate them will not be permitted.
Have fun and keep cozy! 
All I wanted to do yesterday was watch the mst3k marathon and instead I got told off by my mom and dad for being rude to people (by which they meant I called my uncle an asshole for trying to tickle my shoulders like I was an 8yo, and was a little too loud when telling my mom (who was pointing out to me that some nostalgiabait ad on the tv “looked sort of like an old tv set”) that it WAS an old tv set)
Closest thing we got to politics was my dad making some unfunny joke about how “the Dallas Cowboys can’t play against the Cleveland Indians anymore HYUK HYUK”