I can't start because i don't have any bad jokes cos I'm perfect

Edit: thanks for all your bad jokes but I'm now more unwell than i was yesterday so it didn't work

  • PointAndClique [they/them]
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    22 hours ago

    Grasshopper hops into a bar

    Bartender says, "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!"

    Grasshopper says, "What, you've got a drink called Steve?"