I can't start because i don't have any bad jokes cos I'm perfect

Edit: thanks for all your bad jokes but I'm now more unwell than i was yesterday so it didn't work

  • DisabledAceSocialist [comrade/them]
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    21 hours ago

    Why does Earth only have one moon?
    Because our planet is moonogamous.

    Why didn't the sun go to university? Because it already had a million degrees.