Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

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How does an elephant ask for more buns?

(extends arm from nose and waggles it like a trunk) "Can I have some more buns please?"

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug.

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What do you call a man without a spade on his head?

Douglas.

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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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What do you call a man in a paper suit?

Russell.

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What do you call a woman with shingles on her head?

Ruth.

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What do you call a man with cat scratches all over his head?

Claude.

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What do you call a woman with a tennis racket on her head?

Annette.

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What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?

Warren.

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What do you call a man who can't stand?

Neil.

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What do you call a man who can't swim?

Bob.

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What do you call a woman with a sunlamp on her head?

Tanya.

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What do you call a man with an elephant on his head?

An ambulance, you monster.