everyone deserves this

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    1 day ago

    They are in the Gold Dining Room.

    "Please Mr. President sir - I am merely the prime minister of a large but totally insignificant country that borders the great, strong and powerful country that could be called the Trump States of America."

    "Yeah."

    "As a token of friendship - I have brought several hundred pounds of the best Canadian maple syrup for Mar-a-Lago and if I do say so myself—"

    "Yeah, people like that. But what else you got? Whaddya got for me?" Everybody in the room is following every word. Trudeau can see at least three people are using cell phones to record them.

    "Um..."