everyone deserves this

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    2 days ago

    What Trump really wants is Greenland. The foolish Danes refused to sell it to him fairly but as the lord of Canada he would be able to field an army on Hans Island and use that as a bridgehead for an invasion.

    Why does he lust for Greenland? It is quite simple, Trump want to restore American as a manufacturing superpower but he knows that America is far behind China and needs a boost to get ahead. Who is even better at producing stuff than China? Santa Claus. By controlling Greenland and Santa's workshop, America will gain access to advanced elf technology and use it to usher in a new American century.

  • PostyourJaggaHogs [undecided]
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    2 days ago

    god it would be so funny if all the libs who moved to canada to escape drumpf ended up back in amerikkka

  • blame [they/them]
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    2 days ago

    canada is already the 51st state in all but name. It has almost zero sovereignty from the US.

    • bigboopballs [he/him]
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      2 days ago

      yeah, it's just kinda silly at this point.

      But I still enjoy not allowing Americans with their guns to freely roam this stupid country.

  • ComradeMonotreme [she/her, he/him]
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    2 days ago

    The bugbear I have whenever anyone calls another place the 51st state is surely they'd be more than one state? Like there's 10 provinces wouldn't it be 10 more states IDK.

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    2 days ago

    They are in the Gold Dining Room.

    "Please Mr. President sir - I am merely the prime minister of a large but totally insignificant country that borders the great, strong and powerful country that could be called the Trump States of America."

    "Yeah."

    "As a token of friendship - I have brought several hundred pounds of the best Canadian maple syrup for Mar-a-Lago and if I do say so myself—"

    "Yeah, people like that. But what else you got? Whaddya got for me?" Everybody in the room is following every word. Trudeau can see at least three people are using cell phones to record them.

    "Um..."