smuglord

"Ummm actually sweaty he comes from a wealthy family meaning he's practically royalty I bet you leftists are feeling pretty hypothetical right now."

I'm not linking to New York Post you can find it yourself.

  • cosecantphi [he/him, they/them]
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    2 days ago

    Say Luigi is a patsy, how do you think the real shooter is feeling right now? On the one hand, they've essentially been guaranteed their freedom and no longer need to worry about always looking over their shoulder.

    On the other hand, this unlucky Italian fella is now facing the needle in your place, taking every last drop of credit for your own propaganda of the deed. It must be all kinds of surreal to the real adventurist. If it we're me, I'd seriously be crunching the numbers on whether or not it's worth giving up my life for Luigi's, restoring agency to the working class while exposing the cops as corrupt to the core.

    • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
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      2 days ago

      If he's a patsy then the board members who commissioned the hit probably knew this would happen and aren't even a little bit concerned

      Also he's on video saying something about "for the American people" so either he actually did it, or the news is all deepfake AI shit now (wouldn't surprise me)

      • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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        2 days ago

        If you're talking about the video where the police are taking him into that precinct and push him up against the wall briefly he says "This is clearly unjust, and an insult to the intelligence of the American people... including me."