It's Yuri btw, if you really wanted to know.

And no THIS IS NOT READING THEORY.

Edit: If you've watched Alfa Busa's Hunter the Parenting, imagine me as Speaker D's "Big D" screaming and raving incoherently.

Edit 2: no seriously I'm actually suffering psychological pain just learning of its existence.

Edit 3: whywhywhywhywhy WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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    6 days ago

    We gotta meet the people where they’re at, and the younger generations seem to have responded well to anime girls.

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]MA
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      6 days ago

      They also respond to heads in toilets and Cocoa melons, but I'd much rather dunk myself in a giant jar of Vaseline then set myself on fire like a giant candle than even devote one calorie of energy to creating anything of that sort of material

      • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
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        6 days ago

        Skibidi Stalin! Skibidi-Skibidi Stalin! Skibidi Stalin, Joe Joe Joe! Skibidi-Skibidi Stalin! Hitler's anguish (A-dolf)! My army's causing Hitler's anguish! Hitler's vanquished! Thank my army, Hitler's vanquished! Skibidi Skibidi!

        • Alaskaball [comrade/them]MA
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          6 days ago

          I have not been exposed to this so I'm thankfully ignorant on its substance, but the psychic energy from those words also sting at my gray matter

      • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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        6 days ago

        If there’s any consolation prize: I find that gen alpha DESPISES Cocomelon, like it’s their generation’s version of Barney the Dinosaur:

        • Alaskaball [comrade/them]MA
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          6 days ago

          What? I find myself rapidly growing out of touch with the kids. I feel like Steve Buscemi in that one movie now.