Won't someone think of the intelligence workers??
I mean since police officers have "unions" then it really should be no surprise that these ghouls have them too.
Solidarity with the International Brotherhood of spooks, Pinkerton agents, and professional coal rollers ✊
Yeah uhhh I am with the Scab Union local number 42069
Lol this sounds like the same type of "union" that was coming out of google, i think it was. No collective bargaining, just performative petitions.
A company or "yellow" union is a worker organization which is dominated or influenced by an employer
we aren't seeking to colectively bargain
SO you're fucking idiots and/or an op, got it
We are already unionized. I'm a proud member of international brotherhood of mob enforcers local 62
Not even an op, this is almost certainly just someone telling lies online.
If these folks want better pay I encourage them to walk on over to the Chinese embassy in DC. There's sure to be plenty there willing to compensate them well for their labour
The fuck kind of weird ass Black Mirror episode is this? Won't the intelligence community please HIRE MORE BLACK WOMEN INTELLIGENCE OFFICERS TO TORTURE PEOPLE IN BLACKSITES
On the one hand, some pretty well paying positions are still hugely exploitative due to the nature of the industry and ingrained work cultures. Generally people tend to instinctively scoff at the idea of anyone making over six figures unionizing, but there are legitimate grievances like overwork or poor safety standards that such unions can address.
On the other hand, fuck these spooks.
"We're a new union!"
"Are you gonna do x?"
"No way! X is a thing unions do!"
"Organizing in secret" As if the U.S. intelligence agencies don't have a division for monitoring government employees.
Well, if the CIA is going to be unionized, it would make sense that the union would only exist to performatively ask for things and grift their paychecks
