simply use animal turds and animal piss, can't arrest a dog can they
Piss and shit on it, break it and throw the tiny pieces into a septic tank.
The ending to Inglorious Basterds, but instead of just carving the Nazi in the forehead after making the deal, it's shitting on the chair.
"I think this might be my masterpiece."
A woman who answered the phone at the Virginia offices of the UDC said she had heard the reports of the theft and ransom demand were “fake news” and there was no immediate response to an email to the organization seeking further comment.
lol
Damn that civil war style ransom letter is really dope these guys know their history. Fully Approve 10/10
Go ahead, revision history.
In the end you can't unshit the Jefferson Davis chair.
“We took their toy, and we don’t feel guilty about it. They never play with it anyway. They just want it there to remind us what they’ve done, what they are still willing to do. But the south won’t rise again. Not as the Confederacy. Because that coalition left out a large portion of its population. All that’s left of that nightmare is an obscenely heavy chair that’s a throne for a ghost whose greatest accomplishment was treason.”
:michael-laugh:
“The Ladies of Selma presented the stone chair in memory of Jefferson Davis in 1893, over 20 years after he’d last visited the city ”
:what:
“You can’t tear down our historical monuments! (That were built 30 years ago 140 years after the fact*) that’s our heritage!”
