• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      8 months ago

      He walks into the room with his acoustic guitar. Under her breath she says "Oh, god - no."

      "Honey, before we have sex I would like to play a song for y—"

      "Is it a blues song?"

      "It is entitled 'Blinken's White Man Blues'."

      "Sounds wonderful."

      "Pardon? I couldn't hear you for you appeared to be speaking to your left armpit."

      "It would be wonderful."

      "Blinken carries a burden... Like Hercule Poirot I am using illeism to—"

      "We talked about this many times already. First the song. Then the analysis. Okay."

      "Okay. Blinken carries a burden. / It's a heeeeavvvvvvy burden. / The heeeeavvvvvviest..."