https://nitter.net/dsgolson/status/1721216438114177308

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Wait so when the Marketing Department needs to do a prerelease photoshoot of the brand new flagship product, they arent asking you to send them the worst shit you have ever seen??

    • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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      edit-2
      8 months ago

      Well obviously they send their best models to the customers and the worst models for marketing purposes.

      This makes people extra satisfied when they order a piece of garbage and instead get the most meticulously crafted, perfect vehicle in existence.

      But we all knew Elon is a marketing genius from when he renamed twitter to X, giving free marketing when everyone started saying things like "wtf is x.com? Is it like xvids?" and "twitter fucking sucks now, I mean x dot com fucking sucks now."

      • Awoo [she/her]
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        8 months ago

        "wtf is x.com? Is it like xvids?" and "twitter fucking sucks now, I mean x dot com fucking sucks now."

        Don't forget "wtf do I call a tweet now?"