https://nitter.net/dsgolson/status/1721216438114177308

  • Beaver [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Lol at people posting copium in response to it

    however everybody a lil bit involved in industry knows that this sort of things on photos are considered normal in first steps of mass production.

    I'll pull my "I actually work in manufacturing" card and reply: lol, no it isn't. This is the type of shit you work out when you're setting up the production line. How the fuck did these pass final inspection? Did they even do a final inspection?

    • NewAcctWhoDis [any]
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      8 months ago

      I also used to work in manufacturing and whenever we started making a new product, the first batch of units is hand-checked by operations, then hand-checked by engineering, then a handful are kept as gold standards references. If there are any problems, it's all hands on deck working overtime to get them fixed immediately, because YOU DON'T KEEP MAKING FAULTY SHIT.

    • TreadOnMe [none/use name]
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      8 months ago

      I'm also going to pull my manufacturing card and second @NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net. Not only is this shit that you work out when you're setting up the production line, this is stuff that I would expect from a manufacturing product that has been running for a few years and isn't subjected to as much scrutiny in Quality Control because the defect and liability statistics for it are well known and within parameters, therefore it is more cost effective to just deal with problems as they crop up on the consumer end.

      This coming out of a new product, fresh off the line with new processes, is a sign of a complete lack of quality control. That said, there is absolutely no way that they are ever going to make this SolidWorks abomination look good at-scale. You just can't guarantee that level of precision to make those block structures look clean (not that Tesla has good QC for their paneling on their rounded edges and doors anyways). It continues to boggle my mind that any engineer actually signed off on this. I mean, I guess I can see it from a sufficiently bazinga-ed mechanical engineer, but they must not have consulted with a single manufacturing engineer before designing this thing. I would absolutely hate to be on the line in any capacity for this project.

      • KhanCipher [none/use name]
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        8 months ago

        It continues to boggle my mind that any engineer actually signed off on this.

        It's easy, the engineer wanted to not have to start looking for another job.

    • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Yeah, what are they trying to say? That you mass produce and sell garbage for a while and then only after you set up more factories you fix it? I thought the whole point of mass production (outside of maybe a food context) was that you can take something very precise and then replicate it without losing any precision, letting you produce a consistent product on a large scale.

      • PeeOnYou [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
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        8 months ago

        where would you get a crazy idea like that? thus is normal for software releases so why not manufacturing? he's a genius for drawing the parallels!

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Wait so when the Marketing Department needs to do a prerelease photoshoot of the brand new flagship product, they arent asking you to send them the worst shit you have ever seen??

      • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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        8 months ago

        Well obviously they send their best models to the customers and the worst models for marketing purposes.

        This makes people extra satisfied when they order a piece of garbage and instead get the most meticulously crafted, perfect vehicle in existence.

        But we all knew Elon is a marketing genius from when he renamed twitter to X, giving free marketing when everyone started saying things like "wtf is x.com? Is it like xvids?" and "twitter fucking sucks now, I mean x dot com fucking sucks now."

        • Awoo [she/her]
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          8 months ago

          "wtf is x.com? Is it like xvids?" and "twitter fucking sucks now, I mean x dot com fucking sucks now."

          Don't forget "wtf do I call a tweet now?"

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      however everybody a lil bit involved in industry knows that this sort of things on photos are considered normal in first steps of mass production.

      Yes, but only if it's December 1941, your factory was just dumped in a field in Siberia two hours ago and the Red Army expects the first T-34 to roll off your line tomorrow morning.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        8 months ago

        Yes, but only if it's December 1941, your factory was just dumped in a field in Siberia two hours ago and the Red Army expects the first T-34 to roll off your line tomorrow morning.

        TFW that T-34 still performs better and more reliably than the jank "wunderwaffen" shit the nazis are using stalin-feels-good

    • Helmic [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      musk learning in real time why the plastation 1 does not run CAD software

  • RION [she/her]
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    8 months ago

    Elon took my anti-aliasing, can't have shit in 2023

    • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
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      8 months ago

      calling it now, air will get through the body panel gaps, and due to the linear/planar panels, will lift them completely off the car body

      the car itself will also explode but this is nothing new for a tesla

  • kristina [she/her]
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    8 months ago

    i want to see someone buy this and drive it around in my town. just because i could use some extra laughs

    • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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      8 months ago

      I've had two people show me their pre order and watched them both visibly deflate when I said "Oh hey it's the Halo car."

    • GaveUp [she/her]
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      8 months ago

      I had a teammate see one in our parking lots and he said "this is one of the benefits of working in Silicon Valley, we get to see cool cutting edge technology like this all the time"

      • VILenin [he/him]M
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        8 months ago

        Wow I’m tired, time to pay $10 for a scoop of ice cream before I go home

        • GaveUp [she/her]
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          8 months ago

          But an AI robot will scoop the ice cream automatically!!! Isn't it great how they don't even have to confront how much of their lifestyle is built off the backs of highly exploited low wage labor, even domestically?

          • CantaloupeAss [comrade/them]
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            8 months ago

            I saw a coffee truck where the coffee was prepared by a robotic arm, but there was still a guy in the truck operating it. I was like, can't he just pour it??? Where does the robot come in???

            • fox [comrade/them]
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              8 months ago

              I saw a video of a robotic bartender in Vegas. It was a table-size machine that would mix a cocktail off a select menu for you. Did it more slowly and clumsily than even the most novice human bartender, less selection than a human, unable to deviate from its recipe (hope you don't like your martini extra dry), and more expensive cocktail in the end.

              • CantaloupeAss [comrade/them]
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                8 months ago

                who is asking for this shit

                edit ESPECIALLY in a bartender, like half your job is to be a shoulder for your drunken patrons to cry on, or a charming personality to make them forget their troubles

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        8 months ago

        we get to see cool cutting edge technology like this all the time

        It's not cool and the cutting edge is jagged and lined with toxic residues. I fucking hate it here and will be glad to leave in a few weeks.

        • GaveUp [she/her]
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          8 months ago

          take me with you wtf, don't leave me like this

          • UlyssesT [he/him]
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            8 months ago

            I kind of wish I could; the entire area is stupidly expensive even on its outskirts in a way that makes moving out next to impossible unless you have some real estate to offload to someone that will actually pay more for it than you did in the first place. It's like a big antlion trap.

      • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
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        8 months ago

        cool cutting edge technology

        yeah, of those panels as they gain lift when the car is at speed and decapitate (hopefully) the driver

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Can't wait to hear the hiss as the atmosphere leaks out of the seams of the X brand model X space colony ship halfway to Mars.

    • Posadas [he/him, they/them]
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      8 months ago

      That shits self-destructing the moment ground control announces they've passed cis-lunar orbit

      • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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        8 months ago

        Musk would spend 30 minutes screaming at ground control for calling him "Cis" while they try to explain that there is an emergency that needs to be fixed or the rocket will explode.

      • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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        8 months ago

        Rescue pilots can't see us out in the darkness after we abandon ship becausemelon-musk decided all our space suits should be black because it "looks cool."

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      my-hero never understood why The Homer was a bad car and in fact was a better car than what he made his engineers design.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      failed tech blog

      Everyone that they don't like is FAILING, a bedtime story for wounded narcissists trump-anguish billionaire-tears

  • CrimsonSage [any]
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    8 months ago

    It looks like a Games Workshop plastic kit from 2002. I wonder if they ship it with a pack of green stuff to fill in the seams.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Considering that my-hero is directly naming children (that he otherwise ignores or waves around as high score trophies) shit like "ADEPTUS MECHANICUS" or whatever, his brain's like a Games Workshop plastic kit.

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Maybe they'll fix Cybertruck 2 and it'll look like a GW Finecast resin instead.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      my-hero 's sense of "based" humor hasn't been updated since Quake's release, so sure why not.

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    8 months ago

    Elon says "There's way too much information to decode the Cybertruck. You get used to it, though. Your brain does the translating. I don't even see the code. All I see is 10 micron, 10 micron, 10 micron..."