I'll go first. Today a dude walked into my work, took a huge dump on the floor in front of everyone, and then walked out of the building with his bare ass still hanging out.

:wat: .

  • deadtoddler420 [any]
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    4 years ago

    Was taking the trash out to the dumpster when an overweight 40 something couple parks their car by it (with many spots open closer to the store), gets out, and starts making out on the car in front of me. I just hurried the fuck back in the store.