I'll go first. Today a dude walked into my work, took a huge dump on the floor in front of everyone, and then walked out of the building with his bare ass still hanging out.
I'll go first. Today a dude walked into my work, took a huge dump on the floor in front of everyone, and then walked out of the building with his bare ass still hanging out.
I pushed carts at an old job and one night these two guys start throwing punches in the parking lot with their girlfriends trying to pull them off of eachother, then a third woman runs from halfway across the parking lot with what I'm pretty sure was a stun baton but it might have been a stun gun and starts zapping the shit out of these dudes. One of them jumps in his car and drives off while the other runs away with his girlfriend off into the night. The woman with the stun baton just walked back to her car and drove off.
divine intervention