I'll go first. Today a dude walked into my work, took a huge dump on the floor in front of everyone, and then walked out of the building with his bare ass still hanging out.

:wat: .

  • bewts [he/him,comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    I think what happened was he realized he was pissing on the front of the store where literally everyone could see him so he tried to just shuffle around the corner while pissing and walked right into me