I'll go first. Today a dude walked into my work, took a huge dump on the floor in front of everyone, and then walked out of the building with his bare ass still hanging out.

:wat: .

  • discontinuuity [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Wasn't there some jogger a couple years ago who kept shitting in someone's front yard? I wonder if it was the same person

    • BezosDied [any]
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      4 years ago

      There is a large, Stygian network of phantom shitters.