I'll go first. Today a dude walked into my work, took a huge dump on the floor in front of everyone, and then walked out of the building with his bare ass still hanging out.

:wat: .

    • DasKarlBarx [he/him,comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      It was always being found first thing in the morning, so I knew it was someone coming later at night before the gym closed.

      There was this woman who only used cardio machines near-ish where the poop was found. She always seemed to be geeked on adderall which can make you have to go very suddenly so that was my guess. Lol