I'll go first. Today a dude walked into my work, took a huge dump on the floor in front of everyone, and then walked out of the building with his bare ass still hanging out.

:wat: .

  • Shitbird [any]
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    4 years ago

    I needed money to not be homeless and was desperate. Got lucky and found a job stocking shelves that paid less, but didn’t hurt anyone.