In countries like Mali where there is no sea, this could mean simultaneous invasions of Guinea or Senegal to establish a river-sea corridor.

Is Israel the goal or are they just the first maritime country Hamas has encountered?

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      1 year ago

      Fuck that's scary. My city pipes water from a river to my house. I may as well be providing a runway for Hamas.

      • hissing_serpents [she/her, it/its]
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        1 year ago

        pro-Hamas domestic woke terrorists are secretly building an elaborate hose network to facilitate a full scale invasion of our beautiful suburban lawns

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    1 year ago

    From every river to every sea Palestinians will be free. They can't be free somewhere there isn't a river or sea though so for now the moon is off limits. Maybe someday

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      1 year ago

      Mars however has clear evidence of ancient riverbeds and oceans. All Hamas has to do is hijack a spaceship and suddenly we're facing interplanetary glider attacks.

        • Flyberius [comrade/them]
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          1 year ago

          I did do some searching for anything overtly referred to as rivers. And whilst it does have features that are described as the remnants of magma rivers, I don't think it has any features that are explicitly named rivers. Still, I think they should count.

          • happybadger [he/him]
            hexagon
            ·
            1 year ago

            Hamas never specified that it has to be a water river. A magma river would give them access to lava rockets.

  • hotcouchguy [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Feeling very relieved they didn't name the great lakes the small seas

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      1 year ago

      But of course you have the major rivers and canals that flow from them. That traps you between the Detroit River and Caribbean Sea.

  • Stoatmilk [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Clearly the easiest solution to the conflict is to desalinate all the seas, turning them into lakes

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      1 year ago

      Hamas has already planned for that scenario. Those lakes will have river inlets to oxygenate them. Otherwise they'd just be ponds.

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    edit-2
    1 year ago

    no rivers or sea over here, im safe curious-sickle

    from the stream to the creek might frighten me. the small pond to the small lake scared

      • Dolores [love/loves]
        ·
        1 year ago

        your watershed hierarchies are no match for my linguistic prescriptivism, Hamas!

  • Dessa [she/her]
    ·
    1 year ago

    But because they never mention the ocean, they can never capture everything

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      1 year ago

      They can cross an ocean to get to another sea though. Same with landmasses to get to a river or sea.

      • Dessa [she/her]
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        1 year ago

        Oceans cancel the area mapping. These reules were written before we knew the earth was round

        • happybadger [he/him]
          hexagon
          ·
          1 year ago

          Sure, but insurgencies adapt to new tools. With GPS Hamas can pinpoint the location of every sea and river on the planet.

  • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I believe they refer to the landmass between the river Jordan to the Sea of Tranquility on the moon. Depending on where the moon is at any given time, Palestine will either be the smallest or largest country on the planet.

  • showmustgo [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    I've been basing my support on the fact that they'll free everything from the st. Lawrence River to the Beaufort Sea