In countries like Mali where there is no sea, this could mean simultaneous invasions of Guinea or Senegal to establish a river-sea corridor.

Is Israel the goal or are they just the first maritime country Hamas has encountered?

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      8 months ago

      Fuck that's scary. My city pipes water from a river to my house. I may as well be providing a runway for Hamas.

      • hissing_serpents [she/her, it/its]
        ·
        8 months ago

        pro-Hamas domestic woke terrorists are secretly building an elaborate hose network to facilitate a full scale invasion of our beautiful suburban lawns

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    8 months ago

    From every river to every sea Palestinians will be free. They can't be free somewhere there isn't a river or sea though so for now the moon is off limits. Maybe someday

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      8 months ago

      Mars however has clear evidence of ancient riverbeds and oceans. All Hamas has to do is hijack a spaceship and suddenly we're facing interplanetary glider attacks.

        • Flyberius [comrade/them]
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          8 months ago

          I did do some searching for anything overtly referred to as rivers. And whilst it does have features that are described as the remnants of magma rivers, I don't think it has any features that are explicitly named rivers. Still, I think they should count.

          • happybadger [he/him]
            hexagon
            ·
            8 months ago

            Hamas never specified that it has to be a water river. A magma river would give them access to lava rockets.

      • Infamousblt [any]
        ·
        8 months ago

        Oh interesting. That's a glitch, I currently don't have a pfp. Have I been impersonating dirt owl this whole time? lea-think

  • hotcouchguy [he/him]
    ·
    8 months ago

    Feeling very relieved they didn't name the great lakes the small seas

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      8 months ago

      But of course you have the major rivers and canals that flow from them. That traps you between the Detroit River and Caribbean Sea.

  • Stoatmilk [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Clearly the easiest solution to the conflict is to desalinate all the seas, turning them into lakes

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      8 months ago

      Hamas has already planned for that scenario. Those lakes will have river inlets to oxygenate them. Otherwise they'd just be ponds.

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    edit-2
    8 months ago

    no rivers or sea over here, im safe curious-sickle

    from the stream to the creek might frighten me. the small pond to the small lake scared

      • Dolores [love/loves]
        ·
        8 months ago

        your watershed hierarchies are no match for my linguistic prescriptivism, Hamas!

  • Dessa [she/her]
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    8 months ago

    But because they never mention the ocean, they can never capture everything

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      8 months ago

      They can cross an ocean to get to another sea though. Same with landmasses to get to a river or sea.

      • Dessa [she/her]
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        8 months ago

        Oceans cancel the area mapping. These reules were written before we knew the earth was round

        • happybadger [he/him]
          hexagon
          ·
          8 months ago

          Sure, but insurgencies adapt to new tools. With GPS Hamas can pinpoint the location of every sea and river on the planet.

  • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    I believe they refer to the landmass between the river Jordan to the Sea of Tranquility on the moon. Depending on where the moon is at any given time, Palestine will either be the smallest or largest country on the planet.

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      8 months ago

      Fuck that's terrifying. Today Gaza, tomorrow Greenland?

  • showmustgo [he/him, comrade/them]
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    8 months ago

    I've been basing my support on the fact that they'll free everything from the st. Lawrence River to the Beaufort Sea