If we must have a Guantanamo Bay, I want Matthew Yglesias to be locked in the darkest cell. Every day he gets one hour of sunlight. It's spent in a cage with a literal Foucault's boomerang being thrown at him. If he's knocked unconscious, a laugh track plays until he picks himself back up and continues to dodge for the full hour. He is then led back to the darkest cell and forgotten about until the following day.
If we must have a Guantanamo Bay, I want Matthew Yglesias to be locked in the darkest cell. Every day he gets one hour of sunlight. It's spent in a cage with a literal Foucault's boomerang being thrown at him. If he's knocked unconscious, a laugh track plays until he picks himself back up and continues to dodge for the full hour. He is then led back to the darkest cell and forgotten about until the following day.
I like this vision of a better world
Each throw is by a victim of the American empire in a line that only grows longer.