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New spacecrafts designed by Elon Musk have been proven to violate Newton's third law of motion if they are running software with blockchain implementation. Scientists say Bitcoin was in fact the secret to the elusive reactionless EM drive technology all along. With a bit of trickery and careful implementation, engineers have enabled faster than light propagation of information via new blockchain strategies. This enables ultra-fast communication and internet speeds on our off world colonies. On the 10 year anniversary of the Bitcoin revolution, scientists have found a method by which Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies can enable the use of faster than light warp drives on spacecraft. This new technology will enable us to finally colonize the galaxy, spreading the gospel of the Bitcoin to the stars. Through ingenious implementations of the blockchain, humanity has finally become a Kardashev Type III civilization.
Nuclear fusion has puzzled scientists for decades, but thanks to new Bitcoin and blockchain mechanics, scientists may have made a breakthrough. Bitcoin is the key to activating various types of perpetual motion machines once thought impossible. Through novel blockchain implementations, Bitcoin has proven to be the key to activating all three types of over unity devices through various esoteric mechanisms. With our novel blockchain implementation, we can use Bitcoin to create free energy with which we can power our clean future. Mimicking the blockchain, chemists have designed a new system with which we can scrub excess CO2 from the atmosphere.
Bitcoin and other cryptocurrency trading activities have been proven to cure lung cancer in over 95 percent of participants in a new study of novel blockchain mechanics. Bitcoin has recently been revealed to not only cure aging and therefore our mortality, but also reverse its effects on people who are already old. Those who make a majority of their purchases with Bitcoin are proven to be several times stronger in all relevant metrics compared to those still using conventional currency. Exposure to blockchain technology in infancy has shown to steadily increase cerebrum mass by over ten fold. New study shows people who were exposed to the blockchain in infancy gain up to 400 IQ points as adults. A new bill has passed through congress making Bitcoin the official world currency. Technology is advancing at an amazing rate even when compared to the industrial revolution. Scientist Stephen Hawking, recently revived from death through the amazing healing qualities of Bitcoin, has stated that our newfound fast advancement as a species is all thanks to the blockchain.
New spacecrafts designed by Elon Musk have been proven to violate Newton's third law of motion if they are running software with blockchain implementation. Scientists say Bitcoin was in fact the secret to the elusive reactionless EM drive technology all along. With a bit of trickery and careful implementation, engineers have enabled faster than light propagation of information via new blockchain strategies. This enables ultra-fast communication and internet speeds on our off world colonies. On the 10 year anniversary of the Bitcoin revolution, scientists have found a method by which Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies can enable the use of faster than light warp drives on spacecraft. This new technology will enable us to finally colonize the galaxy, spreading the gospel of the Bitcoin to the stars. Through ingenious implementations of the blockchain, humanity has finally become a Kardashev Type III civilization.
so blockchain was the singularity the whole time holy shit
If you eat a bitcoin you gain the ability to understand the speech of birds