Neckties

Suits

Heels

Bras

Corsets

School uniforms

Name tags

(this is just clothing I personally hate, not shitting on anyone that likes them)

Is there clothing you hate too?

  • a_jug_of_marx_piss [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I think suits are fun for parties, but making people wear them to work is monstrously cruel.

    Men's shorts, however, are the Devil's Clothing.

  • PeludoPorFavor [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    as someone with an officewear fetish, I'm upset, but will accept.

    for most people yeah they are not cool.

    • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      wearing uncomfortable clothing because:

      :geordi-no: your boss is a boomer

      :geordi-yes: it makes you feel sexy

  • Rem [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Beanies, those weed guy jackets, toms, wait a second I'm describing my high school bf, never mind me

  • kestrel_ [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    I read a really neat story about asses recently and I'm convinced I don't need pants or underwear anymore

  • Kanna [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Turtleneck anything makes me feel like I'm being choked (in a bad way)

    I actually do like bras and heels though

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      Turtlenecks always make me look like an actual turtle, which has probably saved me more than once from becoming a beatnik architect.

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Neckties are the devil. That slight pressure on the base of my throat makes me feel like I'm about to die.

    Fuck neckties, I will never wear a necktie

    • GreenDream [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      Your collar is the wrong size. That's why you're feeling pressure. A properly sized shirt won't have that problem. Of course, properly sized shirts aren't cheap, which is sort of the point with clothing that displays the wearer's class.

      I'm against neckties because they've been continuously in fashion for what, 100 years now? Time for a change. The cravat was much better. I wore a cravat to a costume party a year ago and have been in love with them ever since.

      Face it, even if neckties went away the business types would still find a new article of clothing to distinguish themselves from us stinky people.

      • SerLava [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Idk, that's good context but even the gentlest pressure in that particular neck divot is absolutely maddening.

        • GreenDream [none/use name]
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          3 years ago

          And a collar the right size exhibits no pressure whatsoever in that space.

          Next time you're forced to wear an ill-fitting shirt, look for these things called collar extenders. They look like two buttons looped together. They open your collar up so your tie doesn't strangle you.

  • Grownbravy [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    School uniforms in retrospec can be good.

    In fact, factory and labor uniforms would be dope as fuck.

    • sam5673 [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      Also people should be given medals as part of everyday life to go with said uniform.

  • anaesidemus [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    School uniforms can be redeemed. They can be functional and represent what children actually wear while still fostering a sense of camaraderie and equalizing socioeconomic conditions.

    • sam5673 [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      yeah they make it so the poor kids can't be as easily identified for bullying. That said a relative of mine wasn't able to go to school because his dad spent all the family's money on prostitutes so his mom told him he was too stupid to be allowed to go to school

  • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Polo shirts make no fucking sense. If it's warm enough for short sleeves, i'm not wearing fabric as thick as that, wth were they thinking?

  • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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    3 years ago

    I hate bowties. I either have to use a pre-done one or tie the world's stupidest knot. I really like formal wear and knots, so the fact that this combination of them isn't fun is very very annoying.

  • Shrek
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    3 years ago

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    • AlexandairBabeuf [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      So glad no ones moaned about mens tank tops yet its all I ever wear

      :sicko-fem: they're so good! death to the farmer tanline