Lobbyist: "It's bad for business to give medicine away for free!"

Congress Person: "But variants spreading will also be bad for busi.."

Lobbyist: "ughh....what I meant to say was ugh....because....ughhh....China bad?"

Congress Person: "hmmmm...."

Lobbyist: "In fact, Russia/China VERY BAD!"

Congress Person: "I must say, you make a very compelling argument. I will recommend you for promotion when I go sit on your company's board."