becoming an American Yeonmi Park, telling stories about how Hollywood is actually a Potemkin Village and all the actors are forced at gunpoint to pretend to be wealthy, that the tax-rate is 140%, how evil capitalist enforcers will come to your house and shoot your dog and send you the bill (wait that's actually true) uhhh maybe that Qanon is real?
Unfortunately the only way to get Cuban citizenship is through marriage:(
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The only way to get Chinese citizenship these days is to have a PhD in electrical engineering and be a genius with semiconductors.
cant i just go there, find a government employee, and tell them 'i defect' like ppl from all the 'bad' countries do in US tv shows?
becoming an American Yeonmi Park, telling stories about how Hollywood is actually a Potemkin Village and all the actors are forced at gunpoint to pretend to be wealthy, that the tax-rate is 140%, how evil capitalist enforcers will come to your house and shoot your dog and send you the bill (wait that's actually true) uhhh maybe that Qanon is real?
I'll be expecting my Yuan now Mr. Xi
tfw no commie cuban gf :(
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