https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-newest-status-symbol-for-high-net-worth-homeowners-trophy-trees-11619109066

  • buh [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    I speak for the trees :frog-no-pretext:

  • crompo [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    Whenever I see these homes I immediately stress out about what a nightmare they would be to clean. How are you even supposed to clean the gunk out of those grooves under the couches?

    The answer is that you don't, your underpaid laborers do (when you're out of the house so you don't have to look them in the face or acknowledge their existence)

  • a_jug_of_marx_piss [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Love having the pool room from Blade Runner 2049 that symbolized the unfairness of excess wealth, but make it so that it is designed to trip you face-first into a table.

  • jabrd [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Damn it's starting to get kind of cyberpunk in here

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    The guillotine is too good for these people.

    I've heard the only way to kill evil powerful vampires is to drive a stake through their hearts.

  • Multihedra [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    This is also a great way to kill an old tree.

    Tree spades, or really any practical method of uprooting a large, established tree, is super disruptive

    I imagine there are people who specialize in transplanting massive trees (for some reason), but I bet there are 100 dumbass grifters for every one of those.

    Not much of a silver lining, but it’s all I’ve got