People who need to touch grass: "Touch grass"
Just remembered the "get off the internet and celebrate new years with your friends and family" struggle session 11 months ago. Hopefully we'll have that one again in a couple months, it'll be the start of a Hexbear new years tradition
Someone made a strongly worded post scolding people for browsing Hexbear instead of being out with friends and family, the reception was mixed. It received backlash from introverts as well as people who are socially isolated who somewhat justifiably read the post as the OP shaming them for it. Others didn't think being upset about that was warranted, and they joined the OP in asking people to log off. Struggle session ensued.
There was also some argument on whether telling people to go outside and party was downplaying the risk of covid.
Covid was ignored by the "love you all, but" concern trolls in that thread, as usual. The boomer takes were coming from inside the house.
Shouting out my window at the people touching grass that they need to log on, argue about something that doesn't matter, and develop a sexual preference that is literally impossible to carry out in real life due to constraints on physical reality
I am a logged out, lumbered up timberknave, you are the cyberfreak online punk