So how do you spell Donut? I bet you probably spell it D-O-N-U-T. Unless you live in New England or are some kind of brit, and know the true spelling. I'm of course speaking of Doughnut. So instead of just deciding to prove myself better than most people by using the D-O-U-G-H-N-U-T spelling, I decided to go one step further: And show off my ultimate superiority with an even better spelling, all of my own. You might have heard whispers of this in dark corridors or sensed its flights off the lips of elders, but this is the first time I'm really letting it out in the open. So, Behold, ye Nutlovers, for I am a consumer of none other than the almighty Doughnaught. That's right. D-O-U-G-H-N-A-U-G-H-T. So esoteric and arcane, yet perfectly obvious as the trve kvlt etymology. It is a naught (a zero), made out of a dough. A doughzero, for these delicious confections have always decieved with the misnomyrm of nut-dom, when it infact arises from the depths of naughtdom, not nutdom in the least!