Enjoy this whole shrek fan site, Dave, you paid for it.
I'm waiting for you to call back and offer me a raise. If you want to double my pay, we'll call it even.
edit: Thank you for looking at this Dave.
edit 2: post that started this
edit 3: texts with Dave are live
edit 4: closure with dave
My boss Dave texted me again asking if I was going to come into work. I responded with the URL shrekland.net. I'll let you know when I hear back from the big man himself, David.
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Fun new fact for Dave: I am a militant communist.