Of course one of you morons are gonna give me a lecture as to why it’s good to steal alcohol, or a much shorter answer of be gay do crimes, but I don’t see how stealing is justified. What if it was the Soviet Union?
Edit: Idea: for every post in the copypasta comm, have the word "copypasta" plastered at the top in the largest possible font.
so long as you aren't stealing in direct view of the employees (thus putting them in a position where they could be reprimanded for not taking action) you should be fine