Of course one of you morons are gonna give me a lecture as to why it’s good to steal alcohol, or a much shorter answer of be gay do crimes, but I don’t see how stealing is justified. What if it was the Soviet Union?
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You shouldn't just steal alcohol. Steal some snacks as well and don't steal anything unless you're sure you won't get caught.