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  • Lil_Revolitionary [she/her,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. The one true leftist is on HexBear tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am the one true leftist.'

    • Wmill [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      Good bit but I thought us leftists don't have health insurance :bean-think:

    • Three_Magpies [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Doctor writes, "Patient is liberal with persistent delusions of leftism. No cause, no cure." Curtains.