I'll start. I used to think that robert downey jr and freddie prinze jr were the same person.

  • EconomicCumflation [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    the movie scooby doo (2002) was a major reason for me discovering that i'm bisexual. freddie prinze jr, linda cardellini, and sarah michelle gellar are all very pretty

    it was that and team xtreme in wwf

  • CommunistShoplifter [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    dumb one - It’s a miracle I still post on this site because I hate Shrek memes with the fire of a thousand suns, I think they’re literally the absolute worst thing online and I hate them so fucking much

    serious one - I’m 28 and I miss my mum so much I literally cry about it regularly and am attending both NA and Church + weekly confession because those were her terms for talking to me again. Yeah I’m fucking lame as hell and have mummy issues. Fully god damn aware.

    • Shitbird [any]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      I hate Shrek memes with the fire of a thousand suns

      you should look at !shrekland@hexbear.net. the ones on there are really good.

      I'm 28 and I miss my mum so much

      I'm sorry to hear that. :deeper-sadness:

  • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    I've always had difficult times remembering who actors are unless they have a extremely defining feature. No movie has made this worse for me than when i rewatched The Departed a few nights ago.

    • Shitbird [any]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      i had this problem when watching braveheart.

  • Rem [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    None 😤 I am an open book regarding any information that does not risk doxxing me

    • Shitbird [any]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      hope you can ease into that and get the love you deserve.

  • quartz242 [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    I love being a dominatrix and making porn. Loved doing photo/video shoots

  • Minorityworld [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I think the copypasta comm on this site is the most boring one of the whole bunch. It's not very funny when reddit does it and it's not much better here

    • Shitbird [any]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      i keep reporting the reactionary ones by accident when they pop up lol

    • GingerbreadMan [any]
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      4 years ago

      Also none of them even get copypasted (except for one that came from me and got some copypasting)

  • MeatfuckerDidNothing [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    I'm being all friendly and buddy buddy to my parents but Im never going to come visit them again if I can help it. I'll help with stuff they need help with, provide financial assistance if I can. But Im not going to waste one more second in their presence.

    • Shitbird [any]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      no one is entitled to your time or energy

    • Shitbird [any]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      i was with you and then you went metaphysical and i am confused

  • Weedian [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I recently learned green onion is just the part of the onion that grows above ground

    Also I still have no idea why Americans love JFK so much, he basically won the 1960 election by being more anti communist than Richard Nixon but maybe I answered my own question.

    • Shitbird [any]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Also I still have no idea why Americans love JFK so much, he basically won the 1960 election by being more anti communist than Richard Nixon but maybe I answered my own question.

      because he got shot in the head and most americans want to get shot in the head

      • Weedian [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        He made his own brother attorney general lmao imagine if that happened today

        • Shitbird [any]
          hexagon
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          4 years ago

          ivanka trump as speshul white house person:

          :side-eye-1: :side-eye-2:

            • Shitbird [any]
              hexagon
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              4 years ago

              no just rich ppl justifying what we're going to do to them during the revolution

      • Weedian [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        I confess I don’t know anything about onions apparently

      • CptKrkIsClmbngThMntn [any]
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        4 years ago

        Yeah, I have them in my garden and the bulbs are definitely onions but they're pretty small. Closer to mini shallots.

        • Shitbird [any]
          hexagon
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          4 years ago

          oh thank God i thought i was eating weeds again by accident

            • Shitbird [any]
              hexagon
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              4 years ago

              weeds are just lettuce you havent accepted yet

    • CommunistShoplifter [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      for Catholics - he repealed a lot of anti-catholic legislation that was still on the books and was a big reason for the end of a lot of that kind of attitude. Fun fact - there are more photos of JFK in American Catholic Churches than there are of the pope. Add to that the martyr factor and you’ve got an answer for part of the population.

      Catholics generally have waaaaay too much time for the Kennedy family.

      • Weedian [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Oh yeah didn’t a bunch of WASPs think if a catholic was elected president the country would be de facto ruled by the Pope? They recycled that shit when people thought Obama was a Muslim brining Shakira law

    • Shitbird [any]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      4 years ago

      wait wtf is growing in my backyard then what have i been eating