• FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Beautiful sexy woman with flawless skin who needs a bespectacled daddy economist to come take care of her confronts Paul Krugman (virgin) about inflation

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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      1 year ago
      Men writing women ass headlines

      A dark haired, beautiful woman with skin smoother then a baby's and meticulous styling posits a question to Paul Krugman, her breasts heaving with the effort

      Ok I feel gross just parodying this garbage

      • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Mommy audience member breasts boobily towards microphone but contains lust in front of phallic object long enough to call Paul Krugman a cuck

    • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      I wish I had good skin, but I'd probably be too powerful if I did.

      • Great_Leader_Is_Dead
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        1 year ago

        Have you tried lathering your whole body in Lubriderm after every shower?

        • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          Tempting, but it sounds like a way to just make my acne somehow even worse. At least I don't get warts on my hands anymore. :D