• richietozier4 [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Thesis: China ran out of coal

    Antithesis: there were no blackouts

    Synthesis: Xi forced Uyghurs to run in hamster wheels to generate enough power for all of China

    • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      fake news. the average ethnically uighur person is far too large to fit on a hamster wheel

      • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        excuse you sweaty, but in chyna, they achktually have giant hamsters the size of multistory buildings called "kaiju" which means capybara in asian, okay?

        :capybara-theorist:

        they fit all the uighurs into kaiju-hamster-wheels and force them to run for days, sometimes even weeks, until they die of exhaustion! it is genocide