excuse you sweaty, but in chyna, they achktually have giant hamsters the size of multistory buildings called "kaiju" which means capybara in asian, okay?
:capybara-theorist:
they fit all the uighurs into kaiju-hamster-wheels and force them to run for days, sometimes even weeks, until they die of exhaustion! it is genocide
Thesis: China ran out of coal
Antithesis: there were no blackouts
Synthesis: Xi forced Uyghurs to run in hamster wheels to generate enough power for all of China
fake news. the average ethnically uighur person is far too large to fit on a hamster wheel
excuse you sweaty, but in chyna, they achktually have giant hamsters the size of multistory buildings called "kaiju" which means capybara in asian, okay?
:capybara-theorist:
they fit all the uighurs into kaiju-hamster-wheels and force them to run for days, sometimes even weeks, until they die of exhaustion! it is genocide