Tea is the drink of bougie English lords and ladies. They drink it during supper at their lawn watching their children play croquet while their man-servant fans them.
Imagine thinking tea is English instead of Chinese. Couldn't be me. Tea is the drink of the Chinese peasant who killed all the landlords in their village.
I want tea emotes now. If you ain't brewing gong fu style then gtfo imperialist swine. Imagine thinking you steep tea from a "bag" for "minutes" and then dropping sugar in it. Earl grey is a weak excuse for a tea because it has flavoring (ew who wants bergamot in their red tea). OK Western dogs, why don't you stop relying on flavoring and your silly "tincture" and drink from a REAL PLANT aka Camellia sinensis?! Gaiwan Gang 4 lyfe
Bougie of you to associate tea with the English. Sorry, but tea dominates in the global periphery. The UK's an outlier.
Meanwhile, in the 21st century, the biggest tea producer in the world, China, has reclaimed its means of production, while coffee is almost exclusively produced by brutally exploited workers in the global periphery at the behest of multinational corporations to be consumed largely by Western labor aristocrats.
How dare you. Tea is far superior.
As the most widely consumed drink in the world, it is clearly the beverage of the global proletariat.
Tea is the drink of bougie English lords and ladies. They drink it during supper at their lawn watching their children play croquet while their man-servant fans them.
Imagine thinking tea is English instead of Chinese. Couldn't be me. Tea is the drink of the Chinese peasant who killed all the landlords in their village.
okay you've convinced me to switch to tea. sipping tea in your landlord's house while they get sent to the gulag. delicious.
Not a coincidence that tea is the drink of choice for both Russian and Chinese peasants. :lenin-shining: :mao-aggro-shining:
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I want tea emotes now. If you ain't brewing gong fu style then gtfo imperialist swine. Imagine thinking you steep tea from a "bag" for "minutes" and then dropping sugar in it. Earl grey is a weak excuse for a tea because it has flavoring (ew who wants bergamot in their red tea). OK Western dogs, why don't you stop relying on flavoring and your silly "tincture" and drink from a REAL PLANT aka Camellia sinensis?! Gaiwan Gang 4 lyfe
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Indian tea is cultural appropriation of Yunnan culture. You can only drink tea if you're from Yunnan or Fujian province. I am Very Smart. :very-smart:
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Gongfu is the one where you steep a lot of leaves, a little bit, multiple times right?
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https://www.indy100.com/news/a-map-of-the-world-according-to-who-prefers-tea-or-coffee-7297711
Bougie of you to associate tea with the English. Sorry, but tea dominates in the global periphery. The UK's an outlier.
Meanwhile, in the 21st century, the biggest tea producer in the world, China, has reclaimed its means of production, while coffee is almost exclusively produced by brutally exploited workers in the global periphery at the behest of multinational corporations to be consumed largely by Western labor aristocrats.
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