Im a marxist-leninist-trotskist :marx-hi: :lenin-da: :chad-trotsky:
not drinking coffee means you are a socdem im sorry
i wake up and drink a cold class of water, which the revolutionary fire in my belly converts into the steam that powers my drive to build a better world. are you looking to name this tendency? it's called "the correct one".
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This is incorrect. Suppository caffeine pills are the fuel for space communism!
What if you don't drink coffee because it is petit bourgeosie luxury only available by the exploitation of the third world?
https://schoolsforchiapas.org/store/coffee-corn-and-agricultural/zapatista-coffee/
There might be an importing coop, there is one in Germany last time I checked
Wait til I tell you about lurking online message boards on a computer
This is revisionist propaganda.
Anprims don't bother with the beans, they eat the fruit that grows around the beans or they juice the fruit and drink that.
Fun fact, coffee fruit is high in vitamin C and has a small amount of caffine making it an ideal breakfast juice.
Same mostly and despite what OP said I'm pretty sure that makes us Maoists or at the very least, Dengists.
China grows some damn good tea and knowing even a little of what I spend on it is going to the CCP just makes it better.
Yellow teeth very bad, caffeine addiction very bad. Groggy for one hour good. Not being productive is praxis fellas.
"not drinking coffee means you are a socdem im sorry"
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Big talk for someone drinking the productivity juice for their bourgeoisie masters.
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not drinking coffee means you are a socdem im sorry
How dare you. Tea is far superior.
As the most widely consumed drink in the world, it is clearly the beverage of the global proletariat.
Tea is the drink of bougie English lords and ladies. They drink it during supper at their lawn watching their children play croquet while their man-servant fans them.
Imagine thinking tea is English instead of Chinese. Couldn't be me. Tea is the drink of the Chinese peasant who killed all the landlords in their village.
okay you've convinced me to switch to tea. sipping tea in your landlord's house while they get sent to the gulag. delicious.
Not a coincidence that tea is the drink of choice for both Russian and Chinese peasants. :lenin-shining: :mao-aggro-shining:
I want tea emotes now. If you ain't brewing gong fu style then gtfo imperialist swine. Imagine thinking you steep tea from a "bag" for "minutes" and then dropping sugar in it. Earl grey is a weak excuse for a tea because it has flavoring (ew who wants bergamot in their red tea). OK Western dogs, why don't you stop relying on flavoring and your silly "tincture" and drink from a REAL PLANT aka Camellia sinensis?! Gaiwan Gang 4 lyfe
Indian tea is cultural appropriation of Yunnan culture. You can only drink tea if you're from Yunnan or Fujian province. I am Very Smart. :very-smart:
Gongfu is the one where you steep a lot of leaves, a little bit, multiple times right?
https://www.indy100.com/news/a-map-of-the-world-according-to-who-prefers-tea-or-coffee-7297711
Bougie of you to associate tea with the English. Sorry, but tea dominates in the global periphery. The UK's an outlier.
Meanwhile, in the 21st century, the biggest tea producer in the world, China, has reclaimed its means of production, while coffee is almost exclusively produced by brutally exploited workers in the global periphery at the behest of multinational corporations to be consumed largely by Western labor aristocrats.
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Marxist Leninist - Hoxhaist.
But you’ll have to now explain to me how Anarchist and Maoist are different.
maoism is when extra cup for drinking from, instead of straight from the container
I think Anarchist and Marxist Leninist would have been better for that setup with the whole “withering of the state” thing.
probably. this whole meme is a mess.
the only one that really makes sense is hoxhaism because :bunker:
also the meme is missing like 2 or more forms of making coffee moslty instant coffee
arabic style coffee could be Gaddafi's Third International Theory
I'm too poor for any of this bourgie shit. Which one is instant coffee?
what is it called when you're so stressed out by capitalism that you get an ulcer and can't drink coffee anymore?
Probably a sister tendency to mine wherein I have ibs and can’t drink coffee unless I’m staying home all day
Imagine thinking I use my excess productivity for wage labor and not posting.
Shout the fuck out to my fellow anarchists. It's good that I always respected the tendency because now I am one.
