But there's a breakaway sect that believes that the "murder food reward" exegesis indicting there are Applebee's in Heaven is heresy. They believe the only true reward in Heaven is Cracker Barrel.
Every time I see or hear the words "Cracker Barrel" - I can't help but think of a weathered barrel next to an even more weathered ol' racist.
Is it true that Americans believe that if you die while committing a mass shooting you go to American Valhalla (an infinitely large Applebee's)?
Yes.
But there's a breakaway sect that believes that the "murder food reward" exegesis indicting there are Applebee's in Heaven is heresy. They believe the only true reward in Heaven is Cracker Barrel.
Every time I see or hear the words "Cracker Barrel" - I can't help but think of a weathered barrel next to an even more weathered ol' racist.
Shit you reminded me again of exegesis :shakes-fist: