• queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    ICU patients? Believe it or not, Hamas.

    Y'all see the basement they dug into near the hospital that they're claiming is one of Hamas's tunnels?

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
      hexagon
      ·
      1 year ago

      Thousands dead so they could point to a supply closet and insist it was Hamas HQ.

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        There was also the duffel bag with a few AK-47 magazines and a single parade uniform hidden behind the MRI machine. When I'm setting up my HQ in a hospital, I store bullets next to an extremely powerful electromagnet. I'm that bad.

        • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
          hexagon
          ·
          1 year ago

          Amazed they didn't dig through a corpse's pockets and pull out a bag of weed.

          • happybadger [he/him]
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            1 year ago

            "Underneath the child-sized body bags lining the hallway, we found woke cartoons. The children had been drawing woke cartoons when a kinetic energy-related event occurred to them."