It's not hilarious but still

  • wombat [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    that would have conflicted with the US's policy of putting Nazis back into power

    • Tormato [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      “ I fear that Allied policy may be no more than to achieve Fascism which will favor us instead of favor Germany.”

      • Edward Murrow
  • eduardog3000 [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    We forced Germans out of the easternmost parts of Germany to give it to... Poland, a nation which had never held that land until that point. That shit could have been Israel instead.

    • ahmm [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      That's not really true https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Territorial_evolution_of_Poland#/media/File:Border_changes_in_history_of_Poland.png

      • eduardog3000 [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Damn ok, didn't know that. But it still hadn't been Polish for like 500 years by the end of WWII.

      • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        For sure. But if you want something more than the first sentence of wikipedia, you'd need to ask someone else

        Since the existence of the earliest Jewish diaspora, many Jews have aspired to return to "Zion" and the "Land of Israel",[143] though the amount of effort that should be spent towards such an aim was a matter of dispute.[144][145]

        Not sure what a diaspora is, but BDS+free Palestine. Israel is not a legitimate country.

        • Deadend [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          But they were Zionists, and zionists are the worst people.

    • RowPin [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      They should just have made a 2nd Jerusalem then. Kinda like how Disneyworld is in both Florida and California

      • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        Yeah, there is historical significance to this because there's already New Jersey and New Y*rk. New Jerusalem could be in the middle of Montana and nobody would notice for a good 4 or 5 years until some Amazon delivery driver asks one too many questions.

  • EthicalHumanMeat [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Apparently Ho Chi Minh proposed setting aside land in Vietnam. Interesting thought.

    • MaoTheLawn [any, any]
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      4 years ago

      Wasn't there gonna be one in Scotland too?

      That would've been fucking hilarious. These people have just been genocided and everyone's like right, let's rub salt in the wound and send them to the most miserable place on earth.

      • medium_adult_son [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        I was going to say something about how it might have worked out much better than our current timeline, but there would have ended up being a tripartite pact between KenIsrael, Rhodesia, and South Africa.

  • Mardoniush [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    The Free, Jewish, and Hanseatic City of Danzig would be a massive flex.

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Before 1922 “Palestine” was just a chunk of land ruled by the Ottoman Empire.

      But the people in the ottoman empire weren't exactly mvoing around willy nilly

    • FunnyBunny [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Creating Israel meant turning a multiethnic country into a ethnostate, so no, it did not made sense.

      Maybe a mass migration of Jews into Palestine could have worked out if they were not Zionists, trying to create a "Jewish state" and instead were just refugees assimilating into Palestine. But that wasn't the case, and the British empire specifically wanted ethnic strife in their colonies.

      • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
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        4 years ago

        People act like early Zionism was some pure hearted thing but no, there was always elements of supremacy in the movement. The literal concept of "Degenerate art" later used by the Nazis was invented by a Zionist named Max Nordau, and not in a "Oh they just lifted some inspiration", it was the whole damn concept taken straight from him.

        I guess theres just this tendency to want to think that "things went wrong" with Israel rather than things going pretty much as anyone with a functional understanding of politics and society should have expected.

  • richietozier4 [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    This is why I always say Israel should have been put in former East Prussia. All the Germans were getting deported anyways, and it was relatively close for everyone

  • iwishthiswasicq [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    Actually Hilarious

    It’s not hilarious

    Is this dialectics? :curious-marx:

    (also I don’t think the Jews would want to create a Zionist state over the area that murdered a majority of said Jews in area)

  • LeninWalksTheWorld [any]
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    4 years ago

    This is a real proposal that should happen: Medinat Weimar

    Medinat Weimar defines Jewish not through blood or ancestry but through similarity in mind, culture, common history and unity of fate. Jews from European origin, Jews from non-European origin, Palestinians Arabs (Muslim and Christian alike) and all other parties affected by the activities of the state of Israel are considered to share a common fate

  • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    "the yiddish policemen's union" is a pretty good book set in an alternate world where european jews settled in alaska