:no-dogs-no-masters: (unless you're just trying to tenderize them, then it's fine) :doggo-matapacos:

  • aph0t1c [des/pair,comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    If you force dogs to smoke cigarettes after naturally artificially eggseminating them, the eggs have a nice smoked flavor to them.

    • pocket_tofu [she/her,fae/faer]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      That's a good tip! I could even shotgun the smoke to the dog. It's not beastiality if it's for food

  • Beans1101 [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Why would you want to kick a food animal? We have methods to humanely slaughter it you know. This doesn't make sense.

    • pocket_tofu [she/her,fae/faer]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      The meat doesn't taste as good that way. It's humane to kick a dog if the meat will taste better because that's what the dog is for, food. It's like humane foie gras, only vegan.