:no-dogs-no-masters: (unless you're just trying to tenderize them, then it's fine) :doggo-matapacos:

  • aph0t1c [des/pair,comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    If you force dogs to smoke cigarettes after naturally artificially eggseminating them, the eggs have a nice smoked flavor to them.

    • pocket_tofu [she/her,fae/faer]
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      4 years ago

      That's a good tip! I could even shotgun the smoke to the dog. It's not beastiality if it's for food