We are a space station, not a starship, so you’ll be spending a lot of time with all these delightful side characters like: bisexual nonbinary fashion lizard. hologram of Frank Sinatra. goblins. goblin comes in 3 varieties: bartender, nephew, and idiot union agitator. :rommunism:

our doctor is a twink, our commander is antifa/ maoist and the captain talks to the gods sometimes when not leading a protracted people’s war. our constable is sometimes a liquid and possibly ace. the science lady is trans and part worm. :dax-stoked:

we have many fine storylines, such as: Goblin Does A Crime, Watch The Irishman Suffer, Linear Time is A Lie, or The Horrors Of War. As you stroll along our promenade enjoying a raktajino or delicious jumja stick, watch out for our nefarious villains: Pope Karen. capitalism. clones of Jeffrey Combs. and a horny bastard reptile man who seems convinced this is actually his show. we suspect he may be possessed by demons. Have fun!

Deep Space Nine: now with Worf™! :warf-wtf: .

  • Jadzia_Dax [she/her]
    hexagon
    ·
    4 years ago

    Me too! It’s amazing that it came out in the early 90’s. Crossing my fingers we’ll eventually get another Trek series like it.

      • Jadzia_Dax [she/her]
        hexagon
        ·
        4 years ago

        They were in charge before though, right? Genuine question.

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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          4 years ago

          Paramount sold TNG and DS9 as first run syndication, Voyager was on UPN and I forget about Enterprise.

            • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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              4 years ago

              I thought so but wasn't sure. We didn't have UPN in my bit of Canadatown at the time.

              • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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                4 years ago

                Still remember the promos UPN ran for Enterprise

                Especially the ones that were like "This ain't your daddy's Star Trek!"

                I still don't recall what was more bizarre, those ads or the episode of Voyager that was a stealth crossover with the WWE

                • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                  4 years ago

                  Kinda funny since Enterprise is the closest to TOS and runs on pure dad vibes

                  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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                    4 years ago

                    Yeah, revisiting TOS reminded me of how profoundly horny it was

                    Plus Archer was definitely supposed to be a slightly more cultured version of Kirk