We are a space station, not a starship, so you’ll be spending a lot of time with all these delightful side characters like: bisexual nonbinary fashion lizard. hologram of Frank Sinatra. goblins. goblin comes in 3 varieties: bartender, nephew, and idiot union agitator. :rommunism:

our doctor is a twink, our commander is antifa/ maoist and the captain talks to the gods sometimes when not leading a protracted people’s war. our constable is sometimes a liquid and possibly ace. the science lady is trans and part worm. :dax-stoked:

we have many fine storylines, such as: Goblin Does A Crime, Watch The Irishman Suffer, Linear Time is A Lie, or The Horrors Of War. As you stroll along our promenade enjoying a raktajino or delicious jumja stick, watch out for our nefarious villains: Pope Karen. capitalism. clones of Jeffrey Combs. and a horny bastard reptile man who seems convinced this is actually his show. we suspect he may be possessed by demons. Have fun!

Deep Space Nine: now with Worf™! :warf-wtf: .

  • TheBroodian [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Odo definitely is not ace. He's horny as fuck for other changelings. He ditches all of his values to bang the mortal enemy of the Alpha quadrant for dayyyyyyyyyys

      • TheBroodian [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        Okay, that's a fine article, but I don't see anything here about the looks he gave, and the noises he made toward the Founder on DS9 when he disappeared into a 3 day long sex haze. He just wasn't that interested in banging solids.

        • Jadzia_Dax [she/her]
          hexagon
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          edit-2
          3 years ago

          I am now remembering how weirdly horny he got in that episode and yeah, maybe you’re right.

        • MarxMadness [comrade/them]
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          3 years ago

          He just wasn’t that interested in banging solids.

          And he still did a few times.

          Horny -- not even once :volcel-judge: