• Pezevenk [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Not bad, but I believe I can do better:

      Title: Woke PMC DSA "leftists": "we support leftist candidates in Peru!" Also DSA failsons: "I'd side with fascists before I side with Gonzalo!"

      Weird that labor aristocrats would scapegoat a global south communist movement to pretend like they're the good guys and toootally not genocidal colonists! Weird that they would support PMC Castillo, it's totally not because they're worried Starbucks will run out of Peruvian coffee!

      Broke: I am a settler colonist and I like to steal resources from these savages because after all it is the white man's burden.

      Woke: Noooo I am not a settler colonist, that's just my grandpa, I am a good DSA leftist just minding my own business drinking my lattes at my 240k/year Silicon Valley job, I don't want to steal Peru's copper because my labor aristocrat job needs it, I'm only trying to do it because I am a good person who wants a Green New Deal! Nooooo don't call me a colonist, it hurts my feelings! Gonzalo ate babies, OK? CIA told me so. And my dad is totally not a fascist, he just votes republican every now and then, it's normal!

      lmao the absolute state of labor aristocrat "socialism"